bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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frigerator:

I support thick thighs

(via alisonshendrixs)

absentions:

it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time

(via paraptoma)

Best pick up line:

  • Boy: I like The Killers